ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
Unlimited holiday is a lovely policy.
The company did the maths on your guilt, and the maths was right.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- You say "it's not that deep" a lot. Your Notes app has 300 entries…
- Every parent has a favourite child. It's whichever one isn't currently talking.
- You typed "speak to an agent" nine times. The bot sent you a help…
- Make your money work for you. Yours quit in 2019. It works for your…
- You've rewritten that text nine times to sound like you didn't care. It's been…
- Running clears your head. Mostly of the idea that you're a runner.
- You said you're "booked and busy". Booked for a dentist you'll cancel. Busy rewatching…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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