ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
Your desk plant is the only thing in the office still growing.
When you leave, someone will fight over the plant.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Mistakes were made. The Notes app has never once said by whom.
- You swore you'd never sound like your parents. You just said "because I said…
- A good night out now means home by ten. Nobody had to come and…
- Being a parent means eating cold crusts standing up and calling it dinner. You'll…
- Teamwork makes the dream work. It also means six people are ready to blame…
- Your backlog is a library of things you were going to enjoy. It is…
- The in-office lunch is optional. The man with the clipboard and no sandwich is…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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