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DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
You said you're "booked and busy".
Booked for a dentist you'll cancel. Busy rewatching a show you've already seen four times.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Everything happens for a reason. The reason is you. It's always been you.
- You started saying "oof" when you sit down. That's the countdown, out loud.
- Your desk plant is the only thing in the office still growing. When you…
- The award show ran four hours. The only winner was the advert break.
- You said you're "built different". You're built the same. Just assembled worse.
- You've "found your aesthetic". It's beige. It's always beige.
- Disrupt the industry. The industry will disrupt you back, then buy your logo for…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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