ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
The in-office lunch is optional.
The man with the clipboard and no sandwich is writing down who didn't come. Then who did, but looked replaceable.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Wealth is built slowly. Debt is built quickly. And it's hereditary.
- Every relationship has a honeymoon period. Yours was the walk from the bar to…
- You've got a side hustle, a passion project and a podcast. Combined monthly income:…
- Loud budgeting is telling everyone you can't afford brunch. Quiet budgeting is going anyway,…
- The award show ran four hours. The only winner was the advert break.
- You're ageing like a fine wine. Expensive, slightly sour, best kept in the dark,…
- Your fitness journey started on the second of January. It ended on the fourth.…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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