ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
Life is short.
A measurable chunk of it will be spent in the post office queue.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Both sides declared victory. The only clear loser was your Tuesday evening.
- You're ageing like a fine wine. Expensive, slightly sour, best kept in the dark,…
- Underconsumption core is a beautiful aesthetic. It's what the last week of the month…
- Every company now has an AI assistant. It's the only member of staff nobody's…
- Being single means nobody steals your duvet. It also means the duvet is the…
- You went "no contact" with your ex. You still check their Spotify. They're listening…
- Every parent has a favourite child. It's whichever one isn't currently talking.
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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