ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
Every company now has an AI assistant.
It's the only member of staff nobody's asked to come in on Fridays, and the only one getting your job.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Being single means nobody steals your duvet. It also means the duvet is the…
- You went "no contact" with your ex. You still check their Spotify. They're listening…
- Every parent has a favourite child. It's whichever one isn't currently talking.
- You don't have a type. You have a pattern. Your friends have a group…
- You say "it's not that deep" a lot. Your Notes app has 300 entries…
- Inside every older person is a younger person. The younger person is furious about…
- Unlimited holiday is a lovely policy. The company did the maths on your guilt,…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
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