ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
You went "no contact" with your ex.
You still check their Spotify. They're listening to the same sad songs. About a different person.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Every parent has a favourite child. It's whichever one isn't currently talking.
- You don't have a type. You have a pattern. Your friends have a group…
- You say "it's not that deep" a lot. Your Notes app has 300 entries…
- Inside every older person is a younger person. The younger person is furious about…
- Unlimited holiday is a lovely policy. The company did the maths on your guilt,…
- You say "it's not that deep" a lot. Your Notes app has 300 entries…
- Every parent has a favourite child. It's whichever one isn't currently talking.
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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