ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
Some meetings could have been an email.
You'll spend four years of your one life in them. Nobody took minutes.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- They're on a comeback tour. It's the fourth. They have never been anywhere long…
- Some days you're the pigeon. Most days you're the statue, and nobody remembers who…
- Your out-of-office reply is the most confident thing you wrote all year. Nobody noticed…
- You've "been meaning to" for three years. The thing you meant to do has…
- Listen to your body. It's asking for a biscuit and a lie-down. It's been…
- You've rewritten that text nine times to sound like you didn't care. It's been…
- Both parties say this is the most important election of your lifetime. They said…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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