ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
You've "been meaning to" for three years.
The thing you meant to do has since been invented, finished and replaced by AI.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Listen to your body. It's asking for a biscuit and a lie-down. It's been…
- You've rewritten that text nine times to sound like you didn't care. It's been…
- Both parties say this is the most important election of your lifetime. They said…
- You're ageing like a fine wine. Expensive, slightly sour, best kept in the dark,…
- Your Sunday-night plan for Monday was ambitious. Monday read it, laughed, and forwarded it…
- Life is short. A measurable chunk of it will be spent in the post…
- Both sides declared victory. The only clear loser was your Tuesday evening.
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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