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Your chatbot calls every one of your ideas "a really insightful question".
Zack has read your ideas. Zack would like them escorted from the building.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Make your money work for you. Yours quit in 2019. It works for your…
- Think outside the box. The box had the budget. You're out here with a…
- You call your mum "for advice". You call her for the Netflix password.
- Some meetings could have been an email. You'll spend four years of your one…
- They're on a comeback tour. It's the fourth. They have never been anywhere long…
- Some days you're the pigeon. Most days you're the statue, and nobody remembers who…
- Your out-of-office reply is the most confident thing you wrote all year. Nobody noticed…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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