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They're on a comeback tour.
It's the fourth. They have never been anywhere long enough to come back from.
— Zack, unqualified
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PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Some days you're the pigeon. Most days you're the statue, and nobody remembers who…
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- You've "been meaning to" for three years. The thing you meant to do has…
- Listen to your body. It's asking for a biscuit and a lie-down. It's been…
- You've rewritten that text nine times to sound like you didn't care. It's been…
- Both parties say this is the most important election of your lifetime. They said…
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Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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