ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
Both sides declared victory.
The only clear loser was your Tuesday evening.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Your fitness app's AI coach called a four-minute walk "incredible progress". It said the…
- You said "it's giving" about your own life. It's giving overdraft. It's giving rent…
- Your startup is a chatbot that tells customers they're right. Investors loved it. The…
- Parenthood is a long journey from "mama" to "can you send money" to them…
- Your toddler has stronger opinions about sock seams than you've had about anything since…
- You're "on a gap year". It's your third.
- You're ageing like a fine wine. Expensive, slightly sour, best kept in the dark,…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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