ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
Tomorrow is a fresh start.
Your problems have the new address. They've already moved in.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Everything happens for a reason. The reason is you. It's always been you.
- You say "it's not that deep" a lot. Your Notes app has 300 entries…
- Youth is wasted on the young. You wasted yours too. Old age is next,…
- You are exactly where you're meant to be. That should frighten you more than…
- You "speak your truth". Your truth is mostly about the bin rota.
- Both sides declared victory. The only clear loser was your Tuesday evening.
- Your fitness app's AI coach called a four-minute walk "incredible progress". It said the…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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