ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
Your toddler has stronger opinions about sock seams
than you've had about anything since 2011.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- You're "on a gap year". It's your third.
- You're ageing like a fine wine. Expensive, slightly sour, best kept in the dark,…
- Wildflowering means letting the relationship grow naturally, with no timeline. It has the growth…
- Start the week strong. Or at 9:14, camera off, pretending your face is a…
- Monday has its own support group. The group is everyone. The meetings are also…
- Your alarm didn't wake you. The dread did. It doesn't have a snooze button.
- Skipping your daily coffee won't buy you a house. Nothing will. Have the coffee.
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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