ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
Your startup is a chatbot that tells customers they're right.
Investors loved it. The chatbot told them they would. Then it told them to replace you with it. Very persuasive.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Parenthood is a long journey from "mama" to "can you send money" to them…
- Your toddler has stronger opinions about sock seams than you've had about anything since…
- You're "on a gap year". It's your third.
- You're ageing like a fine wine. Expensive, slightly sour, best kept in the dark,…
- Wildflowering means letting the relationship grow naturally, with no timeline. It has the growth…
- Start the week strong. Or at 9:14, camera off, pretending your face is a…
- Monday has its own support group. The group is everyone. The meetings are also…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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