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DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
Quality family time:
everyone on a different screen in the same room, harvested by the same algorithm.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Work smarter, not harder. You've chosen neither, and HR has a folder.
- “Just one more game” of FIFA was the most dishonest sentence in the English…
- You typed "speak to an agent" nine times. The bot sent you a help…
- You said you'd "touch grass" this weekend. You took a photo of grass, posted…
- You asked the chatbot if you were a good parent. It said "absolutely" before…
- Lessons will be learned. By whom, and when, will also be learned. Eventually. Possibly.
- Youth is wasted on the young. You wasted yours too. Old age is next,…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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