ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
You've "romanticised your life".
It's a candle, a croissant and a playlist called "main character". The rent is still due, in a minor key.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Monday has its own support group. The group is everyone. The meetings are also…
- Doom spending is buying a heated eye mask because the news was bad. The…
- You don't have a type. You have a pattern. Your friends have a group…
- You asked the internet whether you were the bad guy. The internet read the…
- Quality family time: everyone on a different screen in the same room, harvested by…
- Work smarter, not harder. You've chosen neither, and HR has a folder.
- “Just one more game” of FIFA was the most dishonest sentence in the English…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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