ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
You hyped your mate's mixtape.
You've never listened to it. Neither has anyone. Including your mate.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Your desk plant is the only thing in the office still growing. When you…
- You can do anything you set your mind to. Your mind has set itself…
- Passive income takes a surprising amount of active effort. Mostly explaining it at parties…
- You've "romanticised your life". It's a candle, a croissant and a playlist called "main…
- Monday has its own support group. The group is everyone. The meetings are also…
- Doom spending is buying a heated eye mask because the news was bad. The…
- You don't have a type. You have a pattern. Your friends have a group…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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