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SUNDAY, 14 JANUARY 1968
Your desk plant is the only thing in the office still growing.
When you leave, someone will fight over the plant.
— Zack, unqualified
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- Monday has its own support group. The group is everyone. The meetings are also…
- Doom spending is buying a heated eye mask because the news was bad. The…
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- You asked the internet whether you were the bad guy. The internet read the…
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