ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
You asked the chatbot if you were a good parent. It said "absolutely" before you'd finished typing.
The children have requested a second opinion. They'll be getting it in 2041, at their own expense.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Lessons will be learned. By whom, and when, will also be learned. Eventually. Possibly.
- Youth is wasted on the young. You wasted yours too. Old age is next,…
- Underconsumption core is a beautiful aesthetic. It's what the last week of the month…
- You bought 41 games in the Steam sale. You will play two. The other…
- You hyped your mate's mixtape. You've never listened to it. Neither has anyone. Including…
- You're "manifesting abundance". The only thing abundant is your payment reminders.
- Your Candy Crush streak is on day 212. The game hasn't been fun since…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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