ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
You call it a "situationship" because "relationship" would mean someone has to commit to something.
They haven't. They've committed to watching your stories within four seconds and replying to nothing.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Things will look better in the morning. No. They'll just be better lit.
- Your teenager isn't ignoring everyone. Just you. You're saved in their phone as "Do…
- You have a "5-year plan". It's a Pinterest board. It's mostly kitchens.
- You said "that's so me" about a horoscope. It also described 600 million other…
- Your friends' group chat went quiet. It didn't. They made a new one. Same…
- Every company now has an AI assistant. It's the only member of staff nobody's…
- The house will be tidy again one day. The day they move out. Tidy,…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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