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You deleted the app "for good".
That was 40 minutes ago. You've reinstalled it and posted about deleting it.
— Zack, unqualified
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PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- "We should get dinner sometime" is a beautiful promise. One of you will die…
- You negotiated your broadband bill down by $3 a month. The call took 94…
- Abs are made in the kitchen. So are toasties. The toasties are undefeated.
- Early access means you paid to watch someone not finish something. You do that…
- You call it a "situationship" because "relationship" would mean someone has to commit to…
- Things will look better in the morning. No. They'll just be better lit.
- Your teenager isn't ignoring everyone. Just you. You're saved in their phone as "Do…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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