ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
Your financial advisor is a spreadsheet you opened once in January.
It's been screaming quietly ever since.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Your 47 open tabs are an accurate map of your inner life. Someone will…
- You bought 41 games in the Steam sale. You will play two. The other…
- You said you're "built different". You're built the same. Just assembled worse.
- You left them on read "to be mysterious". They didn't notice. They were also…
- When life gives you lemons, it sends the invoice later. With interest.
- Some days you're the pigeon. Most days you're the statue, and nobody remembers who…
- You've "been meaning to" for three years. The thing you meant to do has…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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