ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
A tidy playroom lasts exactly as long as it takes to photograph.
The photo will outlast your sanity.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Your toddler has stronger opinions about sock seams than you've had about anything since…
- Be your own boss. Your new boss naps at 2pm, can't pay you, and…
- Your financial advisor is a spreadsheet you opened once in January. It's been screaming…
- Your 47 open tabs are an accurate map of your inner life. Someone will…
- You bought 41 games in the Steam sale. You will play two. The other…
- You said you're "built different". You're built the same. Just assembled worse.
- You left them on read "to be mysterious". They didn't notice. They were also…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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