ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
You got the ick because they ran for a bus.
You've been single three years and you run for nothing. Including opportunities.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Some meetings could have been an email. You'll spend four years of your one…
- Your resting heart rate is excellent. It's had nothing else to do.
- You put "entrepreneur" in your bio. You've sold one pair of trainers on Vinted…
- You said "my For You page knows me so well". It knows you're awake…
- You "don't do small talk". You also don't do big talk, phone calls, emails…
- Limited-time event. Will not return. Neither will your Saturday.
- You said "that's so me" about a horoscope. It also described 600 million other…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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