ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
Your resting heart rate is excellent.
It's had nothing else to do.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- You put "entrepreneur" in your bio. You've sold one pair of trainers on Vinted…
- You said "my For You page knows me so well". It knows you're awake…
- You "don't do small talk". You also don't do big talk, phone calls, emails…
- Limited-time event. Will not return. Neither will your Saturday.
- You said "that's so me" about a horoscope. It also described 600 million other…
- You've "romanticised your life". It's a candle, a croissant and a playlist called "main…
- You don't skip leg day. You skip every day. The legs know. The legs…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
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