ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
Remember when you stayed up late on purpose?
Now you're up at 3am because your knee filed a complaint.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- You "grew out of" your old friends. They grew out of waiting for you…
- You went "no contact" with your ex. You still check their Spotify. They're listening…
- Ghostlighting is when someone disappears for eight weeks and comes back with "you've been…
- You got the ick because they ran for a bus. You've been single three…
- Some meetings could have been an email. You'll spend four years of your one…
- Your resting heart rate is excellent. It's had nothing else to do.
- You put "entrepreneur" in your bio. You've sold one pair of trainers on Vinted…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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