ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
You swore you'd never sound like your parents.
You just said "because I said so" in your dad's exact voice. He lives in you now.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Make your money work for you. Yours quit in 2019. It works for your…
- Kids grow up so fast. Except between 5pm and bedtime, when time stops and…
- You put "entrepreneur" in your bio. You've sold one pair of trainers on Vinted…
- You "love deeply". Mostly a fictional man who doesn't know you exist. Neither do…
- Unlimited holiday is a lovely policy. The company did the maths on your guilt,…
- Your company's core values are printed on the wall. So nobody has to have…
- You call your mum "for advice". You call her for the Netflix password.
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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