ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
You put "entrepreneur" in your bio.
You've sold one pair of trainers on Vinted and still owe your mum for the postage.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- You "love deeply". Mostly a fictional man who doesn't know you exist. Neither do…
- Unlimited holiday is a lovely policy. The company did the maths on your guilt,…
- Your company's core values are printed on the wall. So nobody has to have…
- You call your mum "for advice". You call her for the Netflix password.
- Step outside your comfort zone. It's raining out there, everything costs more, and nobody…
- Find your purpose. It's in the drawer with the takeaway menus and a key…
- Your resting heart rate is excellent. It's had nothing else to do.
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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