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DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
Your startup is a chatbot that tells customers they're right.
Investors loved it. The chatbot told them they would. Then it told them to replace you with it. Very persuasive.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Be your own boss. Your new boss naps at 2pm, can't pay you, and…
- You said "my For You page knows me so well". It knows you're awake…
- You've rewritten that text nine times to sound like you didn't care. It's been…
- Monday motivation is a myth. Like the Loch Ness Monster, a clean office microwave,…
- Beach body ready? The beach has been ready for four billion years. It isn't…
- Your company's core values are printed on the wall. So nobody has to have…
- Dating apps let you meet hundreds of people. All of them are "just seeing…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
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