ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
A good night out now means home by ten.
Nobody had to come and get you. Nobody offered.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Your birthday cake now needs a risk assessment. The candles are outnumbering the years…
- Both sides declared victory. The only clear loser was your Tuesday evening.
- “Just one more game” of FIFA was the most dishonest sentence in the English…
- Your boss hasn't taken a sick day in ten years. He has, however, given…
- Work smarter, not harder. You've chosen neither, and HR has a folder.
- Remember when you stayed up late on purpose? Now you're up at 3am because…
- A budget is a list of things you're about to do anyway. Written down…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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