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TUESDAY, 20 MAY 1969
“Just one more game” of FIFA was the most dishonest sentence in the English language.
Then they renamed it. The sentence survived.
— Zack, unqualified
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PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Your boss hasn't taken a sick day in ten years. He has, however, given…
- Work smarter, not harder. You've chosen neither, and HR has a folder.
- Remember when you stayed up late on purpose? Now you're up at 3am because…
- A budget is a list of things you're about to do anyway. Written down…
- Strangers online have voted you "not wrong". The same strangers once voted to give…
- You hyped your mate's mixtape. You've never listened to it. Neither has anyone. Including…
- The house will be tidy again one day. The day they move out. Tidy,…
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