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Three are jobs you'll never apply for, one's a recipe you'll never cook, and one is playing music from somewhere you can't find.
— Zack, unqualified
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- You call it "quiet quitting". Your manager calls it "the same as before". Nobody…
- Remember when you stayed up late on purpose? Now you're up at 3am because…
- You "grew out of" your old friends. They grew out of waiting for you…
- You went "no contact" with your ex. You still check their Spotify. They're listening…
- Ghostlighting is when someone disappears for eight weeks and comes back with "you've been…
- You got the ick because they ran for a bus. You've been single three…
- Some meetings could have been an email. You'll spend four years of your one…
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