ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
You'll never get on the property ladder.
The only plot you'll ever own is two metres deep, and there's a waiting list.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Your savings account isn't empty. It's a memorial.
- A good night out now means home by ten. Nobody had to come and…
- Your birthday cake now needs a risk assessment. The candles are outnumbering the years…
- Both sides declared victory. The only clear loser was your Tuesday evening.
- “Just one more game” of FIFA was the most dishonest sentence in the English…
- Your boss hasn't taken a sick day in ten years. He has, however, given…
- Work smarter, not harder. You've chosen neither, and HR has a folder.
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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