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MONDAY, 8 SEPTEMBER 1969
Your business plan has three phases:
launch, pivot, and letting the domain quietly expire.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- You asked the internet whether you were the bad guy. The internet read the…
- You don't skip leg day. You skip every day. The legs know. The legs…
- The retirement age goes up a year every time you check. It's not a…
- You said "my For You page knows me so well". It knows you're awake…
- Some meetings could have been an email. You'll spend four years of your one…
- Clear-coding means stating your intentions up front. Hers was "I have a hard stop…
- Your partner says they'd be lost without you. They'd be lost for about eighteen…
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