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It renews automatically. So does the guilt.
— Zack, unqualified
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PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Every great company started in a garage. Yours will end there too. The car's…
- Parenting is ten percent love and ninety percent asking where the other shoe is.…
- You left them on read "to be mysterious". They didn't notice. They were also…
- The documentary is unfiltered. It took seven people to remove the filter.
- You're "on a gap year". It's your third.
- Sleep when the baby sleeps. Also pay the mortgage when the baby pays the…
- Opposites attract. Then they argue about the thermostat for forty years. Whoever outlives the…
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Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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