ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
A good night out now means home by ten.
Nobody had to come and get you. Nobody offered.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Early access means you paid to watch someone not finish something. You do that…
- Your business plan has three phases: launch, pivot, and letting the domain quietly expire.
- You asked the internet whether you were the bad guy. The internet read the…
- You don't skip leg day. You skip every day. The legs know. The legs…
- The retirement age goes up a year every time you check. It's not a…
- You said "my For You page knows me so well". It knows you're awake…
- Some meetings could have been an email. You'll spend four years of your one…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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