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SUNDAY, 7 SEPTEMBER 1969
You asked the internet whether you were the bad guy.
The internet read the whole post. Especially paragraph four.
— Zack, unqualified
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PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- You don't skip leg day. You skip every day. The legs know. The legs…
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- You said "my For You page knows me so well". It knows you're awake…
- Some meetings could have been an email. You'll spend four years of your one…
- Clear-coding means stating your intentions up front. Hers was "I have a hard stop…
- Your partner says they'd be lost without you. They'd be lost for about eighteen…
- Step outside your comfort zone. It's raining out there, everything costs more, and nobody…
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