ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
Somebody, somewhere, is checking their phone hoping it's you.
It's a debt collector.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- You spent £400 on an ergonomic chair. You sit on it like a frog.…
- You pre-ordered it for the cape. The cape is now £3.99 for everyone else.
- Your alarm didn't wake you. The dread did. It doesn't have a snooze button.
- Synergy is two departments confused about the same thing at once. They'll merge. You'll…
- Underconsumption core is a beautiful aesthetic. It's what the last week of the month…
- Dress for the job you want. The job you have will see you in…
- "It's only Monday" is the most threatening sentence in English. It will be only…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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