ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
Monday has its own support group.
The group is everyone. The meetings are also on Monday.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- You swore you'd never sound like your parents. You just said "because I said…
- "It's only Monday" is the most threatening sentence in English. It will be only…
- Your therapist said set boundaries. You set one. Then texted them at 2 a.m.…
- There's no I in team. There are two in "invoice still unpaid". And one…
- You said "it's giving" about your own life. It's giving overdraft. It's giving rent…
- The consultation runs for twelve weeks. The decision was made in week zero.
- Fortnite was free to play. It was not free to stop.
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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