ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
You said "it's giving" about your own life.
It's giving overdraft. It's giving rent arrears. It's giving a group chat that muted you.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- The consultation runs for twelve weeks. The decision was made in week zero.
- Fortnite was free to play. It was not free to stop.
- Somebody, somewhere, is checking their phone hoping it's you. It's a debt collector.
- You spent £400 on an ergonomic chair. You sit on it like a frog.…
- You pre-ordered it for the cape. The cape is now £3.99 for everyone else.
- Your alarm didn't wake you. The dread did. It doesn't have a snooze button.
- Synergy is two departments confused about the same thing at once. They'll merge. You'll…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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