ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
"It's only Monday" is the most threatening sentence in English.
It will be only Monday every week for the rest of your working life.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Your therapist said set boundaries. You set one. Then texted them at 2 a.m.…
- There's no I in team. There are two in "invoice still unpaid". And one…
- You said "it's giving" about your own life. It's giving overdraft. It's giving rent…
- The consultation runs for twelve weeks. The decision was made in week zero.
- Fortnite was free to play. It was not free to stop.
- Somebody, somewhere, is checking their phone hoping it's you. It's a debt collector.
- You spent £400 on an ergonomic chair. You sit on it like a frog.…
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