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"It's only Monday" is the most threatening sentence in English.
It will be only Monday every week for the rest of your working life.
— Zack, unqualified
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PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- You said "that's so me" about a horoscope. It also described 600 million other…
- You are exactly where you're meant to be. That should frighten you more than…
- The journey of a thousand miles begins with a single step. You took it…
- Your startup is a chatbot that tells customers they're right. Investors loved it. The…
- You have a "5-year plan". It's a Pinterest board. It's mostly kitchens.
- The pothole is on the list. The list is dynamic. The pothole is permanent.
- Your startup is a chatbot that tells customers they're right. Investors loved it. The…
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