ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
The return to office is completely optional.
So was the badge-swipe leaderboard, and yet there you are, ranked 41st. They're "reviewing" 41st.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Your bio says "foodie, traveller, dreamer". You've been abroad once, and you still talk…
- Money can't buy happiness. You'll never have enough to check.
- "It's just a phase" is a phrase you'll say for eighteen years. You're the…
- Every summit sends a very strong signal. The planet keeps not receiving it.
- The form needs a form. The second form is not currently available.
- Your favourite music is now called "a classic". So are you. It means old.
- Monday motivation is a myth. Like the Loch Ness Monster, a clean office microwave,…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
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