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DAILY DEMOTIVATION
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Every subscription you forgot about still thinks of you monthly.
That's more than your friends manage.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- You're "manifesting abundance". The only thing abundant is your payment reminders.
- You "don't do small talk". You also don't do big talk, phone calls, emails…
- Love yourself first. Someone has to, and nobody else applied.
- Wealth is built slowly. Debt is built quickly. And it's hereditary.
- You're "so random". You've told the same "so random" story at every party since…
- Coffee doesn't fix Monday. It just makes sure you're fully conscious for it.
- Being a parent means eating cold crusts standing up and calling it dinner. You'll…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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