ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
Find your purpose.
It's in the drawer with the takeaway menus and a key to a flat you'll never live in again.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Your Sunday-night plan for Monday was ambitious. Monday read it, laughed, and forwarded it…
- Every subscription you forgot about still thinks of you monthly. That's more than your…
- You're "manifesting abundance". The only thing abundant is your payment reminders.
- You "don't do small talk". You also don't do big talk, phone calls, emails…
- Love yourself first. Someone has to, and nobody else applied.
- Wealth is built slowly. Debt is built quickly. And it's hereditary.
- You're "so random". You've told the same "so random" story at every party since…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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