ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
You "don't do small talk".
You also don't do big talk, phone calls, emails or replying. You do "vibes", and nobody can invoice those.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Love yourself first. Someone has to, and nobody else applied.
- Wealth is built slowly. Debt is built quickly. And it's hereditary.
- You're "so random". You've told the same "so random" story at every party since…
- Coffee doesn't fix Monday. It just makes sure you're fully conscious for it.
- Being a parent means eating cold crusts standing up and calling it dinner. You'll…
- You sent "lol" to avoid having feelings. It worked. You feel nothing, said nothing,…
- A budget is a list of things you're about to do anyway. Written down…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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