ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
A budget is a list of things you're about to do anyway.
Written down first, so the guilt has paperwork.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- “I'm here for the right reasons.” The reasons are a teeth-whitening deal and a…
- Inside every older person is a younger person. The younger person is furious about…
- Treat yourself, they said. You did. Four times before lunch. Your pension felt every…
- The return to office is completely optional. So was the badge-swipe leaderboard, and yet…
- Your bio says "foodie, traveller, dreamer". You've been abroad once, and you still talk…
- Money can't buy happiness. You'll never have enough to check.
- "It's just a phase" is a phrase you'll say for eighteen years. You're the…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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