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DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
Dating apps let you meet hundreds of people.
All of them are "just seeing where it goes". It goes nowhere. It went nowhere with you twice.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- "Per my last email" is the closest you'll ever get to a duel. You'll…
- Compound interest is the eighth wonder of the world. Your overdraft found it first.…
- You are a valued member of the team. So was the last person in…
- Listen to your body. It's asking for a biscuit and a lie-down. It's been…
- You say "it's not that deep" a lot. Your Notes app has 300 entries…
- You're not broke. You're pre-rich. The "pre" is permanent.
- You "work best under pressure". You don't. You just only work under pressure.
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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