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DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
You're "chronically online".
Chronic means long-term. You've been online so long your eyes have a loading icon.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- You sent "lol" to avoid having feelings. It worked. You feel nothing, said nothing,…
- Parenting is ten percent love and ninety percent asking where the other shoe is.…
- Disrupt the industry. The industry will disrupt you back, then buy your logo for…
- The customer is always right. The customer is also on hold, forever, which is…
- You're "manifesting abundance". The only thing abundant is your payment reminders.
- You said you "thrive in a fast-paced environment". It took you three days to…
- Monday is a core collaboration day. As, it turns out, is every day ending…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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